Joshybones

[Joshybones]

Anonymous asked:

why are you obsessed with lifting weights. there's literally no point to it.

realisenothing answered:

I’ll let you in on a little secret: when you get better at lifting weights you also get better at lifting everything else. The muscles can’t tell the difference! They’re fucking idiots!!!

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[Joshybones]

[worldsworstfather]

the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

[clownings]

hates the irish, fucks to survive, war criminal

[regbian]

alignment chart

[wrexingdrew]

[spar-kie]

[identificat]

[Joshybones]

[tilthat]

TIL two species of geckos mated and they birthed a super-athlete female gecko that wouldn’t have sex with the other geckos. Instead she spawned new versions herself who spawned themselves, and now there’s a vigorous, speedy, mutant race of mother geckos cloning daughter geckos.

via reddit.com

[1dietcokeinacan]

Who run the world !!!!

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[nikkimariesworld]

Light a candle directly in front of your automatic Glade spray air freshener that way every 9 minutes a fireball shoots across your living room table, intimidating your house guests, asserting your dominance in your domain

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[tilthat]

TIL a Paralyzed Man Recently Walked After Having His Nose Cells Transplanted Into His Spinal Cord

via reddit.com

[shaiza]

Call that a [JOKE PENDING]

[shaiza]

Call that Nose Encounters of the Hurt Spine

[Joshybones]

[modstins-personal-stuff]

then what

[Joshybones]

[modstins-personal-stuff]

oh

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[trizza-tethis]

op what the fuck is that

[Joshybones]

[localstarboy]

His voice kills me bro 💀💀💀

[labellabrianna]

Mmm… Delicioso.

[complexitywithinsimplicity]

😭 he speaks in italics. Perfect.

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[hotmeat89]

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[theocseason4]

Peak youtube humour is non beauty gurus holding literally anything other than makeup related items in front of the camera the exact same way beauty gurus do. That makes me laugh for 15 minutes straight every single time

[theocseason4]

This is literally the funniest thing

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[salamandz]

shifts into hog mode

[e-seal]

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[nicollekidman]

this is peak comedy 

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